Descartes joke

Descartes went to McDonalds and ordered a burger. The waiter asked him, "would you like fries too?" Descartes replied, "I think not"... and disappeared.

If you didn't get it: Descartes, the philosopher, said Cogito Ergo Sum (I think, therefore i am). Therefore if he says he thinks not, then he is not.

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Luckily this doesn't happen when i'm going home. Longest so far is 50min. Sigh.

Despair

Koped from despair.com (they r actually v witty too! - if u like them despair.com sells calendars, posters etc etc)